This is an easy-to-make veg*n recipe. The amount of added sodium is close to zero, and it goes great with anything.
something like canola oil to help prevent sticking (this could potentially be left out)
2 cups parboiled rice (some sources maintain that parboiled rice is nutritionally superior to whole grain rice; Walmart-brand has worked great)
5 cups water
about 5 jalapeños, chopped and sliced however you like
about 5 tomatos, chopped and sliced however you like
1 package of sliced mushrooms
1 package of baby carrots
copious amounts of pure garlic powder (KirklandSignature works great and usually has the best price)
copious amounts of curry powder
a very moderate amount of Dave’s Gourmet Insanity Hot Sauce, to taste and safe tolerance
WARNING: If you’re not used to working with these ingredients in a cooking environment, wear safety glasses. Under no circumstances can you allow the hot sauce to come into contact with your eyes. Stay clear of the steam and don’t splash the contents of the frying pan.
Put everything in a very large frying pan, stir well, and then turn the heat all the way up.
When the water is clearly boiling, turn the heat down to the minimum setting and then cover the frying pan with a lid.
It will take about ten minutes. Check back and turn the heat off right before the water is used up. If you’re a little too late, some of the food will be stuck to the frying pan.
And that’s it! There should be enough food in there to last quite a long time, and feed quite a few people.
Reasons You Shouldn’t Kick Inconspicuous Tires That Have Been Dumped
It’s been said that bees love to find tires to build hives in. The honeycomb in the picture above was built by extremely aggressive Africanized bees. The tire had been dumped long ago and was sitting right next to a path used by pedestrians and also horse riders.
Dumped tires like this look like trash to most people, but they must look like mansions to bees searching for a home. When you see a dumped tire, it’s best to assume the worst.
With full bee gear, we safely moved this tire to a much safer location. The bees you see in the pictures and in the video below are mostly neighboring bees that came to harvest this killer bee honey after we moved the tire.
As for the killer bees themselves, believe it or not, it took three attempts to completely kill them! Drowning first, then locally-controlled fumigation, and then finally soapy water. And each time we figured we “must have got almost all of ’em”.
If you ever see or suspect anything like this, assume the worst and call a professional or the local authority responsible for dealing with something like this.
In the video below, more flying neighbors got into the action after we pulled out some honeycomb and put it on a flat surface.
The price is right. This costs less than a typical double bacon cheeseburger, and the labor is minimal.
The biggest offender here is the sodium. It adds up to about 58% of the recommended daily sodium (which some say is too lenient as it is!). Just for comparison, a Bacon & Cheese Whopper from Burger King will set you back about 59%.
The sodium here could be scaled back with craftier product selection, as well as by not making everything a double. Here the veg*n beef and bacon accounted for the most sodium, although these Morning Star products did have the lowest sodium out of the veg*n product selection that was available to me, so there isn’t much room for improvement there. The bread added 10% sodium, and so there is definitely potential there. It’s good bread though.
Sometimes I like to optimize the smallest of things. For instance, what do you do when you want to compare products at Lowe’s and Home Depot? This is what I do. I type loweshomedepot on Google.com (my browser’s homepage) and hit enter.
The top two results are what I’m looking for. I middle click on each and proceed with my comparison. It shouldn’t be lost on the reader how incredibly stupid this optimization is, but just the same, what would we even call this optimization? Has this phenomenon even been discovered by anyone else?
If not, we can throw some ideas out there. A successful two-hit search (as in the above example) could be a Dougle (portmanteau of double and Google). A successful three-hit search (extremelydifficult) could be a Gripple.
And I would be shocked if there existed four search terms where a home run were possible. I refuse to believe it can be done. Remember, they have to be the top results. They can’t simply be on the first page of results. They have to be the very top results.